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Annie | 16 |
you done it
congration
Pete Wentz taking food from a homeless man and then laughing about it
I look cute in this pic so ima post a screenshot of it
Still can’t believe it.
Do not trust people like me. I will force you to sit in a small room while I explain the naming system applied to storms and hurricanes. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to b-ball courts, and professional b-ball courts, and b-ball courts in space, and welcome you to the jam in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like you’re taking it into over time. I will slam you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why it’s the space jam. Here’s your chance, do your dance. It’s the space jam. Alright.
no:
OH MY GOD
gnite
fuck
